Unreasonable

There is a very limited amount of reasons I should ever be awake this early on a Saturday morning.

1. Because she is too.
2. Because I need to get up early to do something awesome.
3. Because the world is coming to an end due to zombies/robots/ninjas/pirates/zombie robot ninja pirates/some other deadly thing which would make the world a really not so great place to live in as it was before that I would not agree with yet would find totally awesome to try and fight off for the survival of humanity.
4. Bacon.

She's still 2500 miles away,  I don't really see any zombie robot pirate ninjas (trust me, I've looked) and there is no bacon. None.

So why am I up? Must be number two. But waking up this early to sing with 200+ alumni of the 75th Anniversary choir would only be awesome if it wasn't at the dawn of my sleep day and hadn't already consumed and would be consuming an unnecessary portion of my friendship, sanity, and sleep.

Thus, there is no reason to be up this early. Thus I should go back to sleep.

...I wonder if my choir director would buy this line of reasoning?

Maybe, but I'd probably have to give him a free sample first.